the consultant..... a funny joke from facebook

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A farmer stands and fits a large flock of sheep grazing on the hills. Then suddenly a brand new BMW on the road below. A guy in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, with Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, sticks his head out of the car and cry out to the farmer: ... - If I can figure out how many sheep you have in the pasture, ... can I bring one of the sheep then? The farmer looks at the guy and the spread ...... flock and calmly answers: - It is OK for me! The guy runs up his BMW to the farmer, takes out a Dell notebook, which he opens the hood. With the help of Nokia's latest 3G phone connects him up against a NASA page on the Internet. With GPS, he draws the exact position and place it in a NASA satellite that scans the pasture area with a high resolution. After a while he opens the digital pictures he received via email, importing the image into Adobe Photoshop, fixes to the bit and sends it to the Image Processing Facility in Hamburg. Within seconds, he gets a new reply via e-mail that says: Picture processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through ODBC and connect to an Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. When this is done, he drives all the data via email to a Xircom and instantly receives a response. Finally, he prints out a 150-page four-color report on its minimal HP Color LaserJet and casts an eye on the last page: - You have exactly 1586 animals, he says. - That's right, says the farmer, so you can take one of the sheep. So look at the farmer when the guy goes around to select one of the sheep which he then working hard to get into the boot of his BMW. Then the farmer says: - You, if I can tell you exactly what you're working with, can I bring back the sheep? The guy thinks for a moment at this and say it's OK. - You are a consultant, says the farmer. - That's right! says the guy, how could you know? - There was no problem, says the farmer. You came here without anyone asking you. You may charge for something I already knew, answers a question I didn´t ask. Also you have no idea how this business works! So be nice now and open the trunk and give me back my Border Collie ...

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